http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010478.html

Boss: So, what do you like about working here?
Employee: Well, I really like that working here, you have your hands on the pulse of campus.
Boss: I'm sorry, did you say "the balls of campus"?

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Didshereallythinkshesaidthat?

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010477.html

Production manager, loudly, to graphic artist nearby: Michael! You are just whipping it out today!

Van Nuys, California

Overheard by: Just walking on by

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010476.html

Loud secretary on phone: Ohhh, you said "Laurie." I thought you said "Willie Nelson."

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: jim from the office

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021229.html

Guy: Why do men keep flirting with me?
Girl #1: Why do you think?
Guy: Is it because of my pants?
Girl #2: Because they're tight?
Guy: These are loose!

--Washington Square Park

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/12/nice-buns.html

Because Cupcake Cakes (patooie!) weren't bad enough, they had to go and invent...

Although I think you could have spotted the "bun" part without my help. [smirk] Eh?

Hey, Monica S., I hear there's a full moon tonight.

Here the deal. i need a photo booth to take pictures for part of my sweeties x-mas present. (it's not getting to him by x-mas so i have some time) ideally in Manhattan or if in brooklyn on the 2/3 or L. and i would really prefer black and white.

anyone know of such a place?

I tweaked a recipe from Sandra Lee's addition to Food Network's 12 Days of Cookies and came up with something delicious. The original recipe* got terrible reviews, with good reason, but the idea of peppermint sugar cookies really appealed to me so I played with it a bit and came up with this. My mom & I made up plates of several kinds of cookies for friends and neighbors this year, and these were a hit.



( Recipe under the cut. )

*Sandra Lee's original recipe.

I'd like to bring a fruit salad to a brunch potluck on Boxing day, and was considering adding a splash of Grand Marnier. I'll be making it the day before, and depending on what I find in the grocery store tonight, I want to throw in some pineapple, blueberries, bananas, strawberries, tangerines, and kiwi. Is that enough acidity to stop the bananas from browning? Will that curdle the Grand Marnier? Does it curdle? Or is there another liqueur that might work as well or better?

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/010475.html

IT guy #1: Hey, you want to hear something ironic?
IT guy #2: Yes! Tell me something erotic!

Hopkinsville, Kentucky

Overheard by: will1966

http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/007620.html

Concerned father, giving advice to someone else's kid: I would strongly advise against eating gum found in the bathroom.

Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Amanda Postel

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1621

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December 22nd, 2009: Guys I got SO MANY great footers, and just in time, because winter just started here in Canada! Here's the ones I got: Danielle Baskin sent me this gorgeous footer E L sent me this pretty scene, reminding me of rural Ontario Ruth replaced the log cabin with an igloo, and the tiny woman with ADORABLE PENGUINS Mary made this pixellicious version with holiday decorations AND a subtle love message Paul added some snow and a scientifically-accurate skyline Dan made a T-Rex snowman with a top hat and everything! Ed made this stylish and minimalist footer Donnie animated this wicked-sweet jump Finally, Tim created this depiction of front-lawn snow vandalism that's about to be dealt with SO AWESOME, you guys! I slept on it to decide which one, and it was really tough. I decided to go with Paul's version (which you can now see at the bottom of the page, only I moved the snowman over some!) but it was hard to decide. Thank you all again! I am really grateful for each of you who sent something in, and I know how lucky I am as a non-artist that I can ask people for design elements and they just show up with awesome awesome things. Woo! – Ryan

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021228.html

Construction worker #1: Yeah, she brought out the body oil and was rubbing it every! I was like "I don't think I'm going to last too long now!"
Construction worker #2: That's one of those dates where you really need to beat off before you go! You really gotta hit the testicles!

--42nd St & 8th Ave

http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001467.html

20-something girl: We can't make Eric a "sorry you got raped" cake anymore.

--Ocean City, New Jersey

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wondermark/~3/yG1jxGvZBGw/

http://wondermark.com/?p=4867

Merry Christmas, Christmas-celebrators out there! Here are some of my favorite Christmas-themed Wondermark strips from years past:

#141; In which the Son of God stands in queue
#260; In which a Plan ends poorly
#363; In which Joy is Mandated
#357; In which Mall Parking sucks
#466; In which Everyone loves the Freak
#474; In which you better Watch Out
#476; In which Suffering was a Waste

And hey, if you’re not celebrating Christmas, that’s okay too — here are a bunch of comics just for you!

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wondermark/~3/-8YeUlViEzE/

http://wondermark.com/?p=4864

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wondermark/~3/yG1jxGvZBGw/

http://wondermark.com/?p=4867

Merry Christmas, Christmas-celebrators out there! Here are some of my favorite Christmas-themed Wondermark strips from years past:

#141; In which the Son of God stands in queue
#260; In which a Plan ends poorly
#363; In which Joy is Mandated
#357; In which Mall Parking sucks
#466; In which Everyone loves the Freak
#474; In which you better Watch Out
#476; In which Suffering was a Waste

And hey, if you’re not celebrating Christmas, that’s okay too — here are a bunch of comics just for you!

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wondermark/~3/-8YeUlViEzE/

http://wondermark.com/?p=4864

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021227.html

Flight attendant: Sir, are you looking for the bathroom?
Passenger: Yes, which door is it?
Flight attendant: It's the door right there.
(passenger walks towards the exit door of the plane)
Flight attendant: No, sir, not that door. If you open that door, you will kill yourself.

--Flight over JFK

http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/discripper/

http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/?p=10224

DiscRipper is a software program which simply does two jobs: ripping audio CD and DVD video discs.

DiscRipper can rip DVD disc into MPEG4, AVI, WMV, XVid, and many other formats. Also, DiscRipper can convert video for portable devices such as iPod, iPhone, PSP, Creative Zen, and 3GP / 3G2 for mobile phones. You can select preferred DVD titles, audio language and subtitles if available on a DVD disc. Furthermore, you can freely configure the output format by changing video / audio bitrate, frame rate, frame size, and other options.

Besides ripping DVD video, with this little but powerful program you can backup your audio CD into MP3 format, rip CD into APE files, OGG or WAV audio file formats. DiscRipper will automatically fetch all CD tracks information from CDDB internet database; grab album covers and even lyrics for all songs. All this information will be stored in mp3 tags (both Id3v1 and Id3v2, so there is no need to do that manually anymore).